azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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geiszlerandgaila:

kerbear410:

Favorite internet trend.

Is it weird that I find them all hotter when they look silly?

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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vampirtini:

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids
it’s finally over

sunrise…sunset…

vampirtini:

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids

it’s finally over

sunrise…sunset…

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urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

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lesbhonesttruth:

American Horror Story (Murder House - Asylum - Coven - Freak Show) Main poster and Cast poster without text

YESSSSSSS LORDT

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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

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barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

(Source: dianekrugers)

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