sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

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dynastylnoire:

getrightdowntoit:

The #TIMEtitles Twitter response to Time Magazine’s in depth look at the term (“of endearment”), “bae” has me rollin’…

Sauce:
http://time.com/3026192/this-is-what-bae-means/

dragggggggg

(Source: whenyougetrightdowntoit)

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therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

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The female doesn’t want a rich man or a handsome man or even a poet, she wants a man who understands her eyes if she gets sad, and points to his chest and say: ‘Here is your home country.’
(via kvtes)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

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  • Dad: I'm going out, you know the rules, right?
  • Me: Shoot first, ask questions later, and watch over Sammy.
  • Dad: ....
  • Dad: what
  • Me: what

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fallen-angel-it-hurt:

accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

(Source: harrypotterdailly)

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